The dog I baby-sit is about a foot tall, but it can climb 3 flights of stairs, jump up to turn the door-knob, enter my room and jump onto my bed for 1 cheerio.
2007-12-30 23:47:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my cat taught himself to use the toilet!
and my other cat can slam doors in your face!
2007-12-31 01:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog barks at dogs when they are far away, but when they come up to him, he hides and acts like a coward, even if the dog is half the size as he is ☺ It is funny.
2008-01-01 02:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by actmusic3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My male cat makes what we call the "munchie face" when he's happy. He'll sit on my husbands lap (he's 17 lbs!) and smacks his lips while making this little breathy noise, it's hysterical. It almost sounds like he's saying 'mmmyumyum'
2007-12-31 05:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by islington9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I yell at one of my dogs and my male cat is nearby, he will smack them on the behind and meow as if he is telling them that they better listen. It's hilarious. :)
2007-12-31 04:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by Charnee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog humps people...and things
2007-12-31 03:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a vacation house in Maine and we like to take my dogs up there because there is a big backyard they can run in. Well last windter we took them up there when there was alot of snow and one of my dogs is really little so the snow was higher than her and if you were standing on the ground and she was coming toward you all you would see was like a path where the snow was breaking and every so often she would hop up like a bunny out of the snow lol it was so funny
2007-12-31 01:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Remy♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, it isn't really funny to some people but it's funny to me...
my cats fetch and drink out of the toilet... wierd I know...
2007-12-31 01:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by lil MiSSY* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog begged for a taste of pate, so I smeared a little on his milk bone. He brought the milk bone back for a second helping. He also pretends to stalk, then pounces on his milk bones as if he's hunting. You've got to understand that this dog is perfectly capable of stalking and hunting his own food, as he'd been supporting himself before he came to live with me.
2007-12-31 00:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by Little Lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,,,sounds like a great critter. My guinea pig is fascinating to watch when he plays with a big woodchip. He'll rub it against the side of his house, and make it go click click,,,or toss it and then pick it up again. that's about it. He's actually very boring,,,but very cute and fat, and loves to eat!! he was tormented by 2 baby boys as a baby,,,so the parents (of these boys), asked us if we'd take him,,,so he's not too friendly because of having been abused. But we love him still.
2007-12-30 23:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by E S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog can pole dance
2007-12-30 23:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Andy C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog crawls between the couch and the back cushions, and then sinks down in the crack and can't get up.
2007-12-30 23:51:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋