BILL GATES: ”I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot. "
ALBERT EINSTEIN: ”Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken.”
BILL CLINTON: ”I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"
COLONEL SANDERS: “Did I miss one?"
DICK CHENEY: “Where’s my gun?"
AL SHARPTON: “Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens."
Hillary Clinton: “I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire.”
2007-12-30 23:36:17 · 6 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thought they wer all great!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-30 23:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-31 00:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by ME® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star 4 u
2007-12-31 00:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by abdul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-12-31 00:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, Bill Gates and Dick Cheney, hehe.
MISS TEEN SOUTH CAROLINA: I believe that, um, the chicken crossed the road, because the chicken, um did not have a map. Unlike in the Iraq, and South Africa, such as the previous.
2007-12-30 23:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is so close...
its a tie between bill gates and einstein.....
2007-12-30 23:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋