DR SEUSS: ”Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die in the rain. Alone."
JERRY FALWELL: ”Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the&nbs p; 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. "
GRANDPA: ”In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."
BARBARA WALTERS: ”Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: ”Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace."
ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."
2007-12-30 23:35:03 · 5 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CHRIS CROCKER: Leave the chicken alone! He's not well! His aunt just died, he went through a divorce, LEAVE THE CHICKEN ALONE!
2007-12-30 23:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-31 00:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by ME® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe this are getting better by the minute ;)
2007-12-31 00:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha everyone! this is so funny!
2007-12-30 23:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up for John lennon answer...
2007-12-30 23:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋