COLIN POWELL: ”Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...”
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.”
JOHN KERRY: ”Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. "
NANCY GRACE: ”That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks."
PAT BUCHANAN: ”To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."
MARTHA STEWART: "No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. "
2007-12-30 23:34:00 · 4 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thumbs up for Collin powell answer...
2007-12-30 23:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-31 08:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by ME® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one ;)
2007-12-31 08:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is still funny!
2007-12-31 07:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋