DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems ".
OPRAH: ”Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. "
GEORGE W. BUSH: “We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. "
2007-12-30 23:32:41 · 6 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey foxy, read the next 3 posts. they make fun of everyone, no sides taken
2007-12-30 23:58:25 · update #1
OMG This IS HILARIOUS. If I could give you 20 stars I would.
2007-12-31 01:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Innocence♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one.
2007-12-31 08:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have always said that Americans have no middle ground when in an argument and just by the language they use like mother ****** etc gives them no chance to sort out the problem..they take sides against one another and end up with enemies..they are not able to say sorry and go pig headedly forward thinking it will all turn out OK ..America is a very small part of the world and most of them could not tell you where Australia or New zealand....China or India.......Britain or Italy are
2007-12-31 07:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by foxy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehee
2007-12-31 07:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by jumbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, laughing my *** off here. George W. Bush is so funny in chicken jokes.
2007-12-31 07:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up on Bush answer
2007-12-31 07:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋