Of course, we are the fairer sex, and society tells us we have to act waif-like and dainty. But let's face it; we are just like guys; but in secret. We never admit this, but effectively, we on YA are anonymous. Have you ever been secretly (or indeed publically) proud when:
* You did a really smelly fart (*sniffs it*, "vintage!")
* You found a really HUGE booger up your nose
* You picked a mega scab from your knee
* You did a wee that lasted as long as the lunar landing
* You did a really big pooh and it stayed in one piece at the bottom of the toilet (my personal favourite)
* You did a huge belching burp after downing a can of soda
* You drank a friend 'under the table'
Come on; you know you are...
2007-12-30 22:58:01 · 13 answers · asked by English Rose (due 2nd May) 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
To 'drink someone under the table' is an English slang term to describe winning a drinking contest by miles, or very easily.
2007-12-31 00:20:29 · update #1
Umm...yeah. It's not really a secret though. I share with my fiancee all the nasty happenings of my day. He's there to laugh and smell my farts as I give him the play by play of what happened last time I was in the bathroom. True love.
2007-12-31 01:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any reason other than sex or money that a guy would be attracted to an older woman. Well actually it depends on how much older the woman is. If it's only a few years difference in age then it's probably just a normal attraction. However if there is a difference of 10 years or so between them chances are the motivations are either sex, money, or both. Men in their late teens to 20's are in their sexual peak while women reach their sexual peak in their 30's. This makes for some very powerful sexual chemistry. Or there are some men who are sexually submissive and possibly even have an oedipal complex and are therefore attracted to women who remind them of their mothers. Money is also a strong motivator for getting involved with someone of a greater age difference. The man could see the relationship as an opertunity to have financial stability without having to actually earn it on his own. This also can be oedipal as well since such a man may like the idea of having a woman that takes care of him.
2016-05-28 05:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by karol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Not so much those things, but I love when I can tell a joke so nasty my male coworkers go silent in shock. Or when my (now ex-)boyfriend who was in the Navy asked me not to cuss quite so much, and I responded with, "Cool! A sailor has officially told me to watch my language!"
2007-12-31 10:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by julz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only thing i do from your gross little list is drink a friend under the table...
2007-12-31 05:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I get it!
You are trying to "get down" with the girls in the room here, while advertising to the low class men that you are also a disgusting pig. Does this mean that ALL the men in the world have these exact disgusting habits?
Is this something that you want to brag about?
2007-12-31 03:13:14 · answer #5 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your funny.
Its odd, men can do these above mentioned things, but, if a woman does, shes gross.
lol
2007-12-31 00:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Winters child 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, you make me feel so comfortable! lol, Ofcourse i do! lol, Thankyou for answering my question btw! Lol. It made me smile! lol. Your an awesome person with a great, OUT THERE personality! (good thing) lol. Cya
2007-12-30 23:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not secretly, openly! I even call my boyfriend to come see!
2007-12-30 23:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by Patricia B 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha, I wouldnt do any of that stuff...
But i know that my sister yells victory when she farts.... although it doesnt really count because she is open about how disgusting it is to EVERYONE
2007-12-30 23:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by Silent-Nightingale 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
no i dont really! not because society tells me not to, but because i find it discusting/horrible!!!
Really do guys do all that though anyway?
Burping, i cant burp!
LOL examples though!
:)
2007-12-30 23:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋