Foul Mouths
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
2007-12-30 20:24:28 · 12 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2007-12-30 20:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a gonna tell ya...thatta was a godda one!!!!
2007-12-31 05:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by allexgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite funny.
It reminds me of the song cisco kid-pizzaman.
2007-12-31 05:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Tam. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's great
hehe
2007-12-31 05:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Fleur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a while to get, but its funny.
2007-12-31 05:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by uniqu3(skyline) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that is a good one
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
lol
2007-12-31 04:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh your joke is funny.
2007-12-31 04:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by twins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-12-31 04:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by TG79 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-12-31 04:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie buta goodie
2007-12-31 04:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by CoCo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha.............
2007-12-31 04:29:43 · answer #11 · answered by Unknown Person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋