Greetings, I was an atheist up until today. I am poor, and can't afford much in this life. My life has been pathetically performed up until I got a true sign last night.
My main computer has crashed, and my life is a mess. I haven't believed in a god up until last night at work.
I got a sign...
There was prego sauce, and barilla pasta in the same asile at my work, both in the popcorn section.
It MUST be a sign of the one true religion.
I think I have truly been touched by his noodely appendage.
Is there a place to legally download a legal copy of the one true gospel in life?
Ramen!!, may your day be sauced.
2007-12-30 18:51:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
@elanshaw, what sarcasm? I'm sure I've been truly touched by his noodely appendage.
why else would barilla pasta, and prego be in the popcorn asile at my work, if it wasn't a sign of the one true religion?
2007-12-30 19:00:22 · update #1
Praise be to the "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Soon his blessings shall be manifest and you will receive a copy of the true gospel.
2007-12-30 18:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by geniepiper 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The truest Gospels are those in the original Greek language: http://www.ccel.org/ccel/bible/gntste.toc.html
If you want them in English then you have to settle for a translation.
The following Bible translations are approved by the Catholic Chruch for personal use:
+ Douai-Rheims http://www.drbo.org/
+ Confraternity Edition
+ Revised Standard Version (RSV) - Catholic Edition
+ New American Bible (NAB) http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/
+ Jerusalem Bible
+ New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)- Catholic Edition
+ New Jerusalem Bible (NJB) http://www.catholic.org/bible/
+ Today's English Version - Catholic Edition
I recommend the New American Bible (NAB) which is the version used during Mass and other liturgies in the U.S. and many other English speaking countries.
Here is a NAB website: http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/
http://www.ewtn.com/expert/answers/bible_versions.htm
With love in Christ.
2008-01-07 15:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Look up Sumerian mythology. A lot of the bible was ripped off from there. Also see, Persian mythology, Egyptian mythology and just about any kind of mythology you can find. You should be able to piece the bible together from that. Just like the early Christians did.
2007-12-31 02:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Jakero Evigh 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The only way to be saved and go to heaven and not eternal hell is by believing that Jesus, who is God, died for our sins on the cross and rose again (1 Corinthians 15:1-4).
2007-12-31 07:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Praise be to Him who touches we believers with His Noodly Appendage. May all nonbelievers be smitten with His saucy wrath.
RAmen
2007-12-31 03:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
at lest you make it clear your troll.
2007-12-31 03:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by mg© - anti VT™ MG AM© Fundi4Life 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yea..Right ..all the way to the Insane Asylum.
2008-01-07 21:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feel better now that you got out all that sarcasm?
2007-12-31 02:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing to do with the True Gospel which Jesus Christ (pbuh) Preached in Hebrew or Aramaic?
“Gospel of the Kingdom of God”
MARK 1:14 Now after that John was put in prison, Jesus came into Galilee, preaching the Gospel of The Kingdom of God
From the above Verse, it is clear that Christ, Jesus-The Son of Mary preached the Gospel of The Kingdom of God. This Gospel (The Good News) actually contained the Words of God because of course, it was the Gospel of The Kingdom of God which was preached ONLY by Jesus. There is not even anything as the Gospel of Jesus as noted by Mark 1:1. The words of the Gospel which Jesus (pbuh) preached, were not his words as he says:
JOHN 14:24 He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.
Matthew and John were actually the disciples of Jesus (pbuh). But did they really write these Gospels by themselves. Do we have Gospels “BY” Matthew and John? From an account in the Gospel of Matthew, we can clearly see that this Gospel is not written by Matthew himself:
MATTHEW 9:9 And as Jesus passed forth from thence, he saw a man, named Matthew, sitting at the receipt of custom: and he saith unto him, Follow me. And he arose, and followed him.
If Matthew would have been the author of this Gospel, he surely would have written that “.. and he saith unto “ME”… and “I” arose and followed him.”
Luke and Mark were not even the disciples of Jesus. Luke was a physician and a companion of St Paul and Mark was an interpreter who probably worked with St Peter in Rome.
The Gospels also differ from each other a lot:
Was Joseph the Son of Jacob (MATTHEW 1:16) or was he the Son of Heli (LUKE 3:23)?
Why isn’t the ascension of Jesus (pbuh) to heaven mentioned in Matthew and John?
These Gospels which were written down 100 Years after Jesus (pbuh) ascension, circulated anonymously, no names were attached to them until almost 200 and the Christian theologians who came up with the idea of having a New Testament was condemned as heretic.
Do we have that True Gospel which Jesus Christ (pbuh) Preached in Hebrew or Aramaic?
Did Jesus (pbuh) asked Matthew, Mark, Luke and John to write these Gospels?
How can Christians rely on the accounts in these Gospels which are the basic Pillars of their Faith?
2007-12-31 02:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 8⤋
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2007-12-31 02:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Epitome O 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋