The Smartest
Three men were walking through a park when they suddenly came upon a river. "I wonder how we are going to cross this river?" said one man.
Then a genie appeared before them and said,"I will grant you each one wish so you can cross the river."
The first man said,"I want some strong muscles!" Poof! he had strong muscles! He began to swim across the river but nearly drowned half way.
The second man, seeing this mistake wished for strong muscles AND wood. He built himself a raft. He too attempted to cross the river but half way through, his raft sank and he had to swim the rest of the way.
The third man, seeing these two mistakes thought for a while. "Hmmm...Aha! I wish to be a woman!" Poof! He had turned into a woman!
The woman pulled out a map, located the nearest bridge on it, and hiked about 5 feet to it and crossed it.
2007-12-30 18:48:39 · 13 answers · asked by debbie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just so you guys know im not making fun of ya.. its just a joke..
Deb :)
2007-12-30 18:54:35 · update #1
hey I liked that one. that is a good joke. I laughed a lot and I'll have to remember to tell that joke, thanks for sharing. :)
2007-12-30 19:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 17:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
Now you can change the title to: One Smart Wo-man
:)
2007-12-30 18:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-12-31 02:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny, made me laugh
2007-12-30 21:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-30 20:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's
very
funny.
LOL.
Are
there
any
more
jokes
like
that?
It's
very
funny.
LOL.
(again)
Add:
Ha
ha
ha
very
funny.
E-mail
me
if
you
have
more
jokes,
okay?
(Just
joking
here)
2007-12-30 19:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I liked it.
:) I don't know why they all didn't just wish to get across it.
To fly, or for... well a bridge to begin with.
2007-12-30 19:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by adilicious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh? lol. jk
2007-12-30 19:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lovely one....
2007-12-30 19:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by Hussaine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋