There was a man who couldn't talk and he wanted to learn how.
So he went to an oprera and heard the singer go "Meeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeemeeeeeeee."
Next he went to a pottery store and heard a salesman going "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
Next, in the street he heard a kid go "He stole my lollipop!"
He walked around all day learning these phrases. While he was practicing he accidently walked on a murder scene and practically tripped over the dead guy in the street. Before he knows it, he's talking to a policeman who asks "Who killed this man?"
"Meeeeemeeeeemeeeeee"
"Well, how did you kill him?"
"Forks and knives, forks and Knives"
"But why did you kill him?"
"He stole my lollipop!"
"Okay, you're coming with me mister!"
2007-12-30 18:47:31 · 8 answers · asked by debbie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha
ha
ha
......
Where'd
you
get
it?
Did
you
think
of
it
by
yourself?
It's
very
funny.
LOL.
Happy
New
Year
to
all
of
you...
Add:
Almost forgot your 5 stars for the wonderful or funny joke:
*****
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More stars for you:
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2007-12-30 19:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That brings back a bunch of memories.
I also heard that in elementary school.
Haha, good times. For sure. <33
2007-12-31 02:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
that was hilllarrious.............
poor guy
2007-12-31 05:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by Fleur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a ummm nice joke actually. it made me laugh but very little.
Anyway, Haappyyy new yearrrrrrrrrrrr.
haave a nice time.........
2007-12-31 04:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Liimaa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heh heh. i once heard one like that in primary school, with eycalyptus drops and something about a kookoburra(how do you spel that word???)
2007-12-31 02:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahahah--sad good joke but its just sad
2007-12-31 02:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by i like saying hi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was hella funny...poor man.....lol
2007-12-31 02:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by Bunnii08 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha....................................um, not great.
2007-12-31 02:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋