One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.
"What do you do?" the first man asked.
"I'm a salesman. What about you?"
"I'm a hitman for the mob," replied the second man.
The hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued, "Yeah, I'm the highest paid guy in the business. I'm the best."
He stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. He then asked the man where he lived.
Still nervous the man replied, "In a subdivision just west of here."
The hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked "What color roof ya' got?"
"Gray."
Then he asked "What color siding?"
"Yellow."
"You got a silver Toyota?"
2007-12-30 18:30:39 · 33 answers · asked by threes|the|charm 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Yeah," replied the first man who was now completely amazed by the accuracy of the hitman's equipment. "That's my wife's car."
"That your red pickup next to it?"
Looking baffled the man asked if he could look through the scope. Looking through the sights, he said "Hell. That's my buddy Jeff's truck. What the hell is he doing there if I'm..?"
The hitman looked through the scope once more. "Your wife a blond and your buddy got black hair?"
The man nodded.
"Well, I don't know how to tell you, but I think you've got a problem. They're going at it like a couple of teenagers in there." said the hitman.
"Problem??! THEY'VE got the problem! I want you to shoot both of them! Right now!"
The hitman paused and said, "Sure. But it'll cost you. Like I said, I'm the best. I get paid $5,000 per shot."
"I don't care! Just do it! I want you to shoot her right in the head, and shoot him in the balls."
The hitman agreed, turned, and took firing position.
2007-12-30 18:30:55 · update #1
He carefully stared into the sights, taking careful aim. He then said, "You know what buddy, this is your lucky day. I think I can save you $5,000!"
Please help! i dont get it. i feel like a dumbutt :P
2007-12-30 18:31:36 · update #2
adult content... he's got his balls *as stated in the joke* in her face so if he shoots once, he can hit both. think bj. if you don't know what that means, you're too young.
2007-12-30 18:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by tobysmomanddad 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
His wife was giving his buddy a blwo job, so at $5,000 a shot he was able to save him some money and get her in the head and him in the balls with one shot.
2007-12-30 18:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's giving him dome, so by shooting her, he also shoots him in the balls. Saves the guy 5,000 cause the Hitman can kill them both with the same shot, since the guy's friend's balls are in her mouth. Kill two birds with one shot.
It's obviously adult content.
2007-12-30 18:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's because the hitman would have to shoot twice, but then (this is kind of gross) the wife was giving hte guy a *******, so he would only shoot once, hence saving the guy $5,000
2007-12-30 18:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by november Rain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just wonder if your kidding??? The joke is that he took one shot and hit the guy in the balls and the wife in the head at the same time......get it?......the friend was getting it when he got shot.....
2007-12-30 18:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by well-owl-bee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the joke it would cost the man $10,000 to kill both of them.
if hes saving $5,000 he only needs one bullet...and thats because the womens head and the mans balls are in the same place if you know what i mean
2007-12-30 18:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some how the hitman can shoot him in the balls and still kill here. i guess? not very funny
2007-12-30 18:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because of their 69 the bullet travelled through both heads; its a dirty joke.
2007-12-30 18:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Scourge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, now how could he get one shot to hit her head, then his balls.....think about it......If you don't get it by now, you must be under the age of 10, no offense
2007-12-30 18:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think either the woman or man got shot...
since he said "I think I can save you $5,000"...
dosen't that mean that he had less shots to take..
2007-12-30 18:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by (: Jen Bug :) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋