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One bright morning... in the middle of the night... two dead boys got up to fight...they stood back to back...facing each other... drew their swords...and shot each other...the deaf policeman heard the noise...and came and killed the two dead boys... If you don't believe my story is true...ask the blind man, he saw it too.

2007-12-30 17:12:14 · 6 answers · asked by mao ying 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Correct, it is not a question...it is a joke.

2007-12-30 17:17:40 · update #1

6 answers

That's not a question. I read this poem when I was 8, and I thought it was so hilarious I literally fell down laughing. I heard there was more to it about the knights sitting at the corners of the round table.

2007-12-30 17:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by wildflower12 4 · 2 0

"well, i see." said a blind an, sitting at the corner of a round table" i see a dumb blonde talking to a deaf brunnete who is also shaking her stiff neck, and laughing hilariously to the sound that paraplegic is making as he runs after that nine month old kid.. yeah, i see!"

cheers

2007-12-31 02:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Dar' Lene Princess 4 · 0 0

lol, my dad told me this a looong time ago. looove it!!!! also


when i was walking down the stairs
i met a man who wasnt there
he wasnt there again today
i wish i wish he'd go away


i think that was on a movie
also, my aunt told me this one..

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy wuzzy wuznt fuzzy wuzzyike wuz he)

and my sis made his one up

taily waily was a whale
taily waily had no tail
taily waily will never have a taily, waily?(like will he)


lol

2007-12-31 01:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Kisses4U 2 · 1 0

Last night I saw upon the stair;
a little man who was not there.

2007-12-31 01:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by J C 5 · 2 0

If it's a joke, it's a strange and bad one.

2007-12-31 02:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Was it a dream?????????

2007-12-31 01:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by AIR 2 · 2 0

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