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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2007-12-30 15:02:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

that last word is "s*h*i*t"

2007-12-30 15:02:50 · update #1

14 answers

The Little guy is learning his lesson well*

2007-12-31 15:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 3 0

I think I have seen that one before....it was worth the reminder, though!

2007-12-31 15:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by hello world 7 · 1 0

brilliant

2007-12-31 15:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0 0

that is excellent

2007-12-31 00:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by slim trim 4 · 0 0

Heard it, but it's still so funny... :D

Have a star! *

2007-12-30 21:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that is funny

2007-12-30 19:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, I figured the last word was shi†, I know Yahoo censoring!

2007-12-30 15:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

Ha ha, very funny, 1 star. love Jo xx

2008-01-01 03:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL. It's a Goodie!

2007-12-30 15:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

i like it

2007-12-30 15:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by Dustin 5 · 0 0

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