My neice just sent me this email...it is a true story...thought you'd all enjoy it.
Pls star if you like it so I can tell her. Thx.
What a dad!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.
2007-12-30 15:02:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Oldie, but definitely a Goodie! LOL.
2007-12-30 15:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. You and your niece make a good team. Have a star.
2007-12-30 23:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by jollyjoe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! I don't know why sme people chose to correct your joke ..it's YOUR joke!
I'll give it a star!
2007-12-30 23:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by jrzyprnces 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
got yourself a star
2007-12-30 23:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh thats funny! Hay tell your neice that she is a cutie! thats funny.
2007-12-30 23:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha wow this is funny.. and i like it better with peacock... it makes more sense than parrot
2007-12-30 23:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by siana_r0x_ur_s0x 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
BRAVO that was good you got me laughing.
2007-12-30 23:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by jeffkuehn15057 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was really funny!
2007-12-30 23:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..it's funny,,but a little... you know....
2007-12-30 23:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by mizuki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. but it's supposed to be "parrot"
2007-12-30 23:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋