Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
2007-12-30 14:51:41 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
Very funny! I will give you a star. *star*
Thanks for the laugh, have a happy new year! :)
2007-12-30 16:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men can't win because every time we think we know the rules, women change them. As Al Bundy said, "Nobody knows anything about women and nobody ever will."
2007-12-30 14:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by Tony the Rogue Warrior 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not only that but if you win an argument with a woman then they will hound you until you say they won.
2007-12-30 15:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by James E Lewis AKA choteau 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. No Win Situation, huh?! LOL.
Great Post!
2007-12-30 15:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats actually not true for all girls well not for me anyway lol!!!!
men can win at times thats why the girl stays with their man♥♥
2007-12-30 14:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by songbird1690 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have definitely given me a new perspective...never thought of it that way before.
2007-12-30 14:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by barb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so true, I sent it to all my friends
2007-12-30 15:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
C'est la vie.
2007-12-30 14:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's SO true!!!
2007-12-30 15:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so so true
2007-12-30 15:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋