How do you trap an elephant?
Dig a hole, put peas around the hole and fill the hole with ash.
So when he comes up to take a pea u kick him in the ash-hole
2007-12-30 13:08:10 · 24 answers · asked by Buddha Belly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!! i find it hard to believe i finaly stopped laughing after only five minutes!!! that was hilarious!!!
2007-12-30 13:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by myworldismusic6867 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10!
2007-12-30 13:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this 25 years ago in school!
2007-12-30 13:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by rhgizmo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-30 21:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he > noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby > cemetery. > > A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about > 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary > man in a dark suit walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short > distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The bystander > was curious so he respectfully approached the man walking the dog and > said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to > disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral > is it?" > "My wife's." > "What happened to her?" > The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." > He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" > The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife > when the dog turned on her." > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. > > "Can I borrow the dog?" > > "Get in line." > > >
2016-05-28 03:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-30 13:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Well, I liked it! It's Funny! LOL.
2007-12-30 14:19:49 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great.
2007-12-30 13:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by ladyeilwynn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-30 13:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by swelwynemma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!I'll try that sometimes,to my friends.
2007-12-30 13:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋