i have a gas problem...... yipes!!!!
2007-12-30 12:59:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Wherever you are at the time the urge comes on is fine. I find that nowadays most people stink: whether they have horrid B.O. or put on an obnoxious amount of perfume or cologne. I like the smell of my farts, so I am overjoyed when I have the opportunity to block out the rancid odors of others with my rosy bouquet of anal vapors...
2007-12-30 14:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The restroom or outdoors, hopefully with a breeze present.
I work at a pizza restaurant, and the fans above the ovens are tremendously powerful!! On the occassion when I have a flatulant problem, I unobtrusively tuck myself near enough the oven fans, and quietly release the offending odiferous "gift." The fans take care of the problem pronto!
However, in lieu of such a convenience, the bathroom (followed by a deodorizing spray if available) or the great outdoors is much preferred.
Have a polite day.
2007-12-30 21:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also have this problem. Now that I am pregnant, it is much worse. This is what I have done... when at work, go outside or to the bathroom. When I am in public, like a store, I just let it rip, if it is loud, I blame it on my husband, and walk away. There is no sence in letting it build up and hurt your stomach. Let it out, it's natural. Most people think farts are funny anways. I always get a good laugh when I hear someone cut one.
2007-12-30 21:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you need to fart and your at the dinner table ask to be excused and run to the bathroom but if the back gardens nearer go there and shut the door!
2008-01-03 08:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK u seriously need to get Ur Doctor or take gas medications!
but if not then if u gotta fart then do it in the bathroom or outside when Ur alone. if fails then if it sounds like something just popped, say you were just popping Ur knuckles. it worked for me but i don't have a problem so just take the advice!
2007-12-30 21:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bathroom!
2007-12-30 21:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Walk out to your car for something. Or if you have to, sit on a couch with soft cloth upholstery. It will absorb most of the fall out.
2007-12-30 21:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by guitarrman45 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run to the White house, into the Presedential Office, slam Bush's head against the table, pull down your pants, and let it rip.
2007-12-30 21:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bathroom or outside.
2007-12-30 22:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by PuttPutt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the bathroom and air ventilated areas and when noone is around!
2007-12-30 21:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by gingertom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋