10. Come on, who's gonna find out?
9. I promise you wont choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I'm a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the *** on her!
4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
I agree, what about you?
2007-12-30 12:34:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"your mom taught me this one"
2007-12-30 12:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by The Beast 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
1. from this angle you *** looks kinda fat
2. did i mention a video camera?
3. on second thought, lets turn off the lights
4. no really... i do this part better myself...
5. can we finish this soon, i have a meeting to go to.
6. hurry up the games about to start
7. are you sure i don't know you from somewhere...?
8. don't worry its not contagious
9. maybe your just out of practice.
10. all the other girls like this
lol hope you enjoy.
have a star
2007-12-30 13:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ages ago I was dating a much older guy and when he was doing something intimate he said.... "I used to be good at this when I was your age"... That was the worst ever.
My best friend's boyfriend asked him while he was giving him oral "So... did you do this to your last boyfriend? I think he's hot"... They broke up the next day...
Another friend had a boyfriend who claimed he was wearing a condom...AND WASN'T. He'd taken it off after the lights were switched off.
Yeah...there's a lot of nasty guys around here...
2007-12-30 12:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by munchkin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nicely i do unlike which you and your boyfriend are on your babies and are going to have intercourse yet i'm happy which you're useing a condom and the pill; thank you to be secure and clever. :) nicely mine exchange into that for the time of a 2nd as quickly as we weren't kissing whist doing it I had a small fart...and then yet another after i exchange into guffawing out of embrassment. #>.<# My hubby purely joked approximately it and we went on. On a facet observe, if it does not take place this usually happening time, do no longer sweat it. additionally verbal exchange is a robust key ingredient to undergo in innovations.
2016-10-10 16:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Concepts to stay away from
1. Anything that might make her feel slutty
2. Anything that might make her feel unattractive
3. Anything that hits that you will give her less attention or like her less after the sex
2007-12-30 12:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by Chris M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A perfect 10. Wonderful. You sure know how to pickem. A star for you.
2007-12-30 12:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
# 6 is the worst
2007-12-30 12:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol basically nice list, now list 101 things lol.
"I have another girlfriend!" is a good one too :P
2007-12-30 12:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by slimdogg102 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My ex used to do it a LOT longer!
2007-12-30 12:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by burner377 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When's you next period going to be?
2007-12-30 12:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I argee ahahahaha so funny
2007-12-30 12:37:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋