2007-12-30 12:27:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mine is;
I was going to make a joke about a pencil, but what's the point
2007-12-30 12:33:36 · update #1
also
Why wan't the kid let into the movie about pirates?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH
2007-12-30 12:45:22 · update #2
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it waved
That is my corniest joke I believe.
2007-12-30 12:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well as you know I worked at a Funeral Home for a 1-1/2. So I have heard that one alot. There is a True story about a man that this really actually happened to. My Dad told us the story about his friend who was working at the Funeral Parlor and when he went to pull off with the Hearse he didn't hook the casket in the back very well-plus he had been drinking pretty heavy also, the hearse's were made a little different then too. But he pulls off and the casket rolls out and into the woods and he has to try and get it back in the car. Dad could tell it so funny.
2016-05-28 03:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the richest fish?
A: Goldfish
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court?
A: Odor in the court
What are you when you walk in to a bathroom?
American.
What are you when you walk out of the bathroom?
American.
What are you when you're in the bathroom?
EUROPEAN!!!!
my favortie is the last one =]
2007-12-30 12:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by Smashley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the joke about the ceiling? Nevemind its over your head.
Now thats corny...but mostly pathetic
2007-12-30 12:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Wingin' It 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guy friend told me this joke. It's pretty corny. He thought that I was going to kill him.
Want to hear a joke.
Women's right.
I didn't get mad. I actually laughed.
2007-12-30 12:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by Watchin the Stars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the produce jokes are stupidest:
knock knock
who's there?
lettuce.
lettuce who?
lettuce in already!
knock knock.
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad to see me? or orange you gonna come out and play?
corny.
2007-12-30 13:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Respect Is What It Is 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the woman lose the beauty contest?
Because she was ugly
2007-12-30 16:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That stupid orange joke when the person keeps saying knock knock (whos there) banana (banana who) knock knock... and so forth.
2007-12-30 13:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Luckii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a lamp walking down the street?
A crazy lamp!
2007-12-30 12:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by nikette. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it
2007-12-30 12:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by natbump 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋