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As for me I want to aplologize to:
all my ex girlfriends
my cat
my pet turtle
my Golf Fish Mr. Wiggles
my parents
migets
all the people I insulted:
various religious groups
people of the Mormon faith
Muslims
Atheists
Republicans
Gays
my neighbor
Mr. Willis who I paid for my newspaper with Canadian money
Most of my clients
Judge Kasloski because I talked incessently in Court
The People of the State of New York
France
The President of The United States
The Secret Service

2007-12-30 12:05:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

wait - didn't you hack the CIA off, too?

thanks for the giggle - great question.

2007-12-30 12:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Good idea, I will Apologize to God
every woman I have known
every room mate I have ever had
Mexicans
Liberals
Canadians
French Canadians
Californians
Jews
old coworkers
Mikki
the Blazers
the Sea Hawks
Kirby
24 Hour Fitness
LAWL

2007-12-30 20:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by Rational Humanist 7 · 2 0

No you don't. Just because you apologize to a jerk doesn't stop him from being a jerk.

New Years Resolutions:

To gain weight

To lose money

To see the error of my ways and become a Bible-thumpin' Christian Republican

To Kill my cat who I love dearly

To alienate all my friends

To go off my medication

To hurt as many people as possible

To become a homeless person

--See, it doesn't work unless you mean it!!!:)

- oh yes, and to try to hate Californians less..:)

2007-12-30 20:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

wow lol you are sorry to a lot of people. I would appologize to my friends hampster which i have been looking after and it died today and i feel really bad cos maybe i wasnt looking after it properly so i would appologise to the hampster. Although it was old and i think i looked after it quite well.

2007-12-30 20:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by xxibumbenxx 2 · 2 0

Heck, nobody that I know of.

2007-12-31 10:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 1 0

As a Mormon, I accept your apology on behalf of my people. (I have no idea what you did, and I don't want to know!) :)

http://www.allaboutmormons.com

2007-12-31 03:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'll have to say YOU; I had no idea you were such a remorseful person-my apologies for all the slander!

2007-12-30 20:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by golfer7 5 · 2 0

I want George W. Bush to apologize to the world for all of his B.S.

2007-12-30 20:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 4 1

who do to appologize to start the new year...whole single thing

2007-12-30 20:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by WordBarker/singlething 2 · 2 1

hahahahahahaha

2007-12-30 20:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by :::::: A :::::: 3 · 2 0

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