A man from the future travels back in time, uses his advanced technology to convince everyone he is god, starts his own religion, and then goes back to the future to laugh his as s off at anyone who still worships him. Yep, I dreamt that last night, and also Jesus is a space alien! LOL What do you think?
2007-12-30 11:45:40 · 8 answers · asked by runic111 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I'm not 13 more than likely older than you are. And btw no sense of humor or imagination = boring. So up yours!
2007-12-30 11:54:57 · update #1
Imagination is a wonderful thing comrade. I myself have written 30 fantasy stories that I have no intention of submitting for publication. But there has to be a hero in your story, someone who sees through the farce, have you given any thought to that? In over 20 of my own fantasies there is always a hero of sorts. Go back to sleep and give it some more thought and get back to me and I'll opine as to whether it's a good idea or not. happy new year...
2007-12-30 12:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mike S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I came from the year 2057 and have already done this.I am not quite finished brainwashing people into thinking I am god but I am working on it. If you want proof then let me just tell you all that the patriots will not be winning the superbowl this year since tom brady will be injured in the conference championship game and they will fall short that day by 21 points.
For those wondering, 2057 is a lot like 2007 except steroids are required in baseball and leonard part 8 is a big hit in the theaters.
2007-12-30 19:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Joox 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well I'm glad he found such a useful and fine purpose for the advanced technology of a time machine. :)
2007-12-30 19:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by amemahoney 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds... LIKE..."Food Poisoning !"
(Isaih 8:20) To the Law and to the testimony! If they do not speak according to this Word, it is because no light is in them.
Thanks for NOT Asking ! RR
2007-12-30 19:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think I'll stick with watching JUNO.
2007-12-30 19:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by ღ♥Jess♥ღ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think you must be about 13 yrs old. Isn't it your bed time?
2007-12-30 19:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
i think you might be related to l. ron hubbard
2007-12-30 19:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
... not Christian.
i suggest you don't do it :]
2007-12-30 19:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋