John is fooling around with his Italian assistant. She gets pregnant. He doesn't want his wife to find out. John says to his assistant,"Go back to Italy. When the baby is born, send me a post card saying spaghetti. I'll send welfare checks every month." He buys her a plane ticket. About 9 months later, his wife says," Honey, you got the strangest postcard today." he reads it. It says: SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI. TWO WITH MEATBALLS, THREE WITHOUT. SEND EXTRA SAUCE.
2007-12-30 11:33:39 · 23 answers · asked by meg 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA. I thought you meant that the woman wanted a lot of money the amount of times she put spaghetti, but then I read the 'two with meatballs, three without' part and then read the first answer I got it :) Very clever, and funny. And I agree with the first answer, this joke came at exactly the right time. I needed a little chuckle to make me smile. Thanks.
2007-12-30 11:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-30 11:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny! first time I've heard it and of course my name being John makes it a little more funny for me at least!
looks like he already sent too much extra sauce!
2007-12-30 12:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh. That is to cute. 2 boys and 3 girls. lol lol Thank you so much for the laugh. Came just when I needed it. Take care.
2007-12-30 11:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by txdollaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definetly funny!
2007-12-30 11:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by Reba N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke. Gave me a good laugh.
2007-12-30 11:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by giraffelover999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, LOL
2007-12-30 22:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious my whole entire family laughed at it. I think I am going to send it to my friends. I think they are going to laugh too. Thanks for the joke. It made my day.
2007-12-30 11:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ashleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah! funny!
gud 1!
there a star for u!
2007-12-30 16:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by Sam Daniel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kid,Kid,Kid,Kid, oh my God there's five! 2 boys, 3 girls, I want that dough pronto
Good joke! but not origional
2007-12-30 11:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋