together this long and the man says when they first got married we went on our honeymoon and took a horse ride together and the horse nearly dismounted her so she leaned over and whispered in its ear thats once a few moments later it happened again and she leaned over and said thats twice a few moments later it happened again this time she jumped off screamed thats three times and shot it in the head killing it stone dead i jumped off my horse and in shock started shouting at her about what she had done she just looked at me and carmly said thats once weve been happily married ever since
2007-12-30 10:52:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about no fullstops im a bit drunk lol
2007-12-30 10:59:00 · update #1
i suppose it's lucky i don't own a gun...
2008-01-02 03:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by claire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fifteen twelve months-previous son is sitting no longer 5 ft from me, enjoying XBOX-stay together with his acquaintances jointly as i take advantage of his laptop. he's truly taller than me, with hair that lays in soft waves, and which truly desires trimmed yet he refuses a shrink. he's skinny, painfully so, and could't weigh greater advantageous than a hundred thirty kilos. He and his acquaintances are finding for gadget faults on the hot Rainbow 6 activity he bought the day ahead of this, and from what i will tell they are having a astonishing time. His Easter candy is in a bowl between his ft, and his mattress room floor is affected by utilising Starburst wrappers. He is wide-unfold with i'm tucking some money into his wallet for a planned trip to Pittsburgh on Monday, and he's complete no longer something yet talk with regard to the garments he desires to purchase on the mall after my physician appointment. that's what formative years could desire to be. fiddling with acquaintances, eating candy and looking out forward to an afternoon interior the city. no longer beating your self bloody and enduring crucifixion. only examining this tale makes me choose to cry.
2016-10-20 11:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but kind of hard to read as it's the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen.
2007-12-30 10:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope I don't end up with a chick like that! lol, very funny!
2007-12-30 10:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you married my first Wife did you.
2007-12-31 00:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by peter p 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
verry good, LOL
2007-12-30 22:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-30 22:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-30 21:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats really funny.
2007-12-30 10:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by eden 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-12-30 15:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-12-30 11:01:21 · answer #11 · answered by smbmix3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋