"God... I feel like hammered sh*t... if you help me get over this cold quicker I wont troll your people for a whole week!"
I then took a toke, ate a busket of suicide hot hot wings and drank some coffee. And I really do feel alot better.
My question is, god neglected to inform me which were his people so... I'm stuck, I do not know who it is that is safe for the week.
Anyone care to help me out with this?
2007-12-30 10:13:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Vishal- Seriously I think it was the extra hot hot wings... cleared me lil nose right up.
2007-12-30 10:23:08 · update #1
Preacherswife- Why ya gots to be like that... Ima be thinnking about that... whatever you said for... like minutes....
*Puff*
2007-12-30 10:24:59 · update #2
Thumbs up for all!
2007-12-30 10:25:30 · update #3
Let me get this straight:
You asked God to help you and made a promise.
God helped you and now you don't know how to fill the promise.
That is about what I would expect. I wouldn't want to be you.
2007-12-30 10:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
I'm so sorry (((HUGS))). I have had 4 miscarriages but also have 2 kids (youngest one is 7 months old!). I only say that to give you hope that you can have kids, even with multiple m/c's!!! Have you done testing to find out why you are m/cing? I found out mine were abnormal chromosomally, so there is nothing I can do but keep ttc till one sticks. I have a friend that had like 5 or 6 losses and found out she had a clotting disorder, she went on a drug called Heparin and now has 2 kids the same age as mine! If you haven't already, you need to see a RE to find out what is going on so you can fix it.
2016-05-28 03:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your required to stick to the promise at all Jamus. First you don't believe in God, secondly from everything I've read or heard about God (in all the names and forms mentioned by the above answerer) he doesn't make deals.
So, I'd just give the wing delivery guy a big tip next time you see him.
2007-12-30 10:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by mchlmybelle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Weed might help some symptoms, but it will stuff up your nose too at times. Of course, it actually opens up the sinuses of some folks. And if it is "good," you won't care if you have a cold or not. (Used to be a toker too)
If you really have a cold, feel better, you hear.
2007-12-30 10:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your not going to troll then I would sugest playing some games and pushing presidental canidates on their nose. Some times the trolls are funny.
2007-12-30 12:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet those HOT HOT wings cleared your sinuses pretty quick. Since you dont know who's who - hows about you just ignoring everyone for a week.
2007-12-30 10:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...Jamus, do you think preacher's wife might be a doctor or nurse and she was trying to be a help to you?
Some of you atheists don't get us Christians at all. We LIKE to be helpful and of use to someone.
No offense meant towards any of the nice atheists here who like to help others as well, and that don't jump to conclusions.
2007-12-30 10:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The prayer had nothing to do with the results but then it never does. Having said that...... well, dear, no one is safe from you. Hunting/snarking season is wide open.
2007-12-30 10:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All persons, whether they realize it or not, whether they admit it or not are creations of God/YHWH/Allah, Subhanna wa Ta'ala.
No trolling for a week towards any one or any group as even Republicans are part of His creation (we just don't why...)
The bigger question is did you agree to a week of your time or God's (where a single day may be like fifty thousand years)?
2007-12-30 10:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Just Be Nice to EveryBody for a Week!!!
That Otta' Do It!
(Sheeeesssh! maybe he will Learn Something--maby somebody will be Nice "Back to Ya")
2007-12-30 10:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋