*drink*
I am posting a reminder for the drinking game.
1. Pascal's Wager
2.Why do atheists come here?
3. Do non christians celebrate holidays?
4.How can you not believe in god?
I 5.If man came from monkeys why are there still monkeys"
6. Debating Hitlers christianity.
7.Why do so many people persecute us christians? (whine whine whine)
8. Have you acceped god?" or "will you pray for ____" or questions similar to that...
9.Why do Catholics worship statues?
10...."Do atheists have morals?"
11.Atheists: Why don't you realize that since the Bible says it is true, it obviously is?
12. Why don't Atheists realize that something can't come from nothing?
13.God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
14. I believe the Bible is true, because God said so.
15. Why doesn't God cure amputees
16.Don't you know god loves you?
17.Atheists: Did you know that Jesus loves you?")
18.Why do "athiests" choose Hell over Jesus?
(LOL!!! spelling.)
19. Are Catholic's "real" Christians?
2007-12-30 09:50:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Number 19 was added for Debra. I thought this was included but it actually wasn't. It sure should be.
2007-12-30 09:51:03 · update #1
I was going to report this question as a joke until somthing dawned on me.
This puts you idiots in the proper moronic light.
Peace.
2007-12-30 10:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
> If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys.?
Don't disrespect my monkey ancestors! If Christians came from Jews, why are there still Jews?
1. Pascal's Wager
You bet!
2.Why do atheists come here?
Entertainment value!
3. Do non christians celebrate holidays?
Sure do!
4.How can you not believe in god?
Haven't seen Him around lately.
I 5.If man came from monkeys why are there still monkeys"
If Christians came from Jews, why are there still Jews?
6. Debating Hitlers christianity.
I'm guessing he probably wasn't a Jew... not a practicing one anyway.
7.Why do so many people persecute us christians? (whine whine whine)
Huh? I live in Los Angeles, and I haven't been persecuted by very many people because I'm a Christian! I'm persecuted because I am ugly!
8. Have you acceped god?"
Sure. I said the two prayers. Pascal said it was a good idea.
> "will you pray for ____"
I will not. Prayer benefits those who pray. Get ____ to pray for himself.
9.Why do Catholics worship statues?
LOL. Nope, no statue worship.
10...."Do atheists have morals?"
Even mushrooms have morels.
11.Atheists: Why don't you realize that since the Bible says it is true, it obviously is?
LOL. Did you know that Tarzan of the Apes, and John Carter of Mars, were written as pseudo-biographies?
12. Why don't Atheists realize that something can't come from nothing?
Oh my! I think there was something "before" the Big Bang. Um, I'm not sure about the meaning of "before the Big Bang" though.
13.God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Stephanie Zimbalist is a babe. You trying to tell me God didn't make her?
14. I believe the Bible is true, because God said so.
Did you hear Him say it?
15. Why doesn't God cure amputees
They don't have enough faith! They don't pray enough!
16.Don't you know god loves you?
Haven't met Him. Hard to love someone you haven't met!
17.Atheists: Did you know that Jesus loves you?")
Haven't met him. Hard to love someone you haven't met!
18.Why do "athiests" choose Hell over Jesus?
(LOL!!! spelling.)
I'm not sure that's the choice under consideration!
19. Are Catholic's "real" Christians?
Sure they are. Now if only they would give up the dumb "intercession" requests. Jesus told his followers to pray directly to G-d. What's so hard about that?
2007-12-30 11:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. That's not a question.
2. To debate with Christians over there beliefs, also for philosophy and theology. I don't have to believe in a god to be spiritual.
3. Because there's more pagan and secular aspects to holidays than there are religious. Honestly, you should be asking "Why do Christians celebrate holidays?" It makes less sense for them to celebrate them than it does us.
4. Easy. Watch me.
5. We didn't come from monkeys. We share a common origin.
6. Hitler claimed to be many things, one of which Christian. And Catholic. Why should I care? He was a horrible man, and he deserved what he got.
7. Because of your beliefs, obviously. I think it's childish to believe in a completely undetectable, invisible, all-powerful, all-knowing being that no one would even consider if it weren't for a old, outdated book that says "Yeah, he's there." Not only that, but God's personality is paradoxical, and there's no evidence whatsoever of his existance in the first place.
8. No.
9. They don't worship statues. They worship their god. Statues are just for decoration, not worship.
10. Of course. I've been told that I'm too kind and too nice of a person. I always, always stop to help someone that I see stranded on the side of the road. I like to think of myself as righteous and good. I don't need to worship God to be a good person, I'll try to be the best person possible anyway--and if he IS real, and can't accept that I tried my best to be the kindest person on earth, then, well, I'm glad I didn't worship him.
11. Ha, just that. What if the Catholic Church has been constantly revising and modernizing the Bible to update it, up until the invention of the printing press? That's an obvious thought. The Bible says it's true, which obviously makes me doubt it has any credibility whatsoever. I need proof, not a book.
12. ...And where did God come from, again? And if there was nothing but God before he made the universe, how'd he create it? Wouldn't that even be "something" coming from "nothing"?
13. Poetic. It's a person's choice who to be attracted to. I'm not homosexual, but just because I'm not, that doesn't mean I have the right to tell others whether they should be or not. It's their life, let them live it the way they want to. The way they feel is right.
14. Then you're a stereotypical Christian. So, when did God come down to you, and physically manifest or whisper through your window that the Bible is true? Oh yeah, that's IN the Bible.
15. Probably because he doesn't exist, but from a different standpoint, because they're amputees. They had limbs previously. He didn't bring every dead person back just because they used to be alive before, and he wouldn't cure amputees in the same way.
16. Apparently not :D
17. Apparently not :D
18. Because we don't believe in Hell. Why don't Christians use arguments that actually apply to Atheists?
19. In the sense that they believe in Christ, yes, but they think of him as a characteristic of God, not as a separate identity. They don't like to call themselves Christian.
...And a drink after every one... Headache :D
2007-12-30 10:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dream Awake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>If we came from monkeys where did monkeys come from? We didn't actually evolve from monkeys. We evolved from primates which, at some point millions of years ago, resembled modern monkeys. Scientists HAVE traced back the lineage from there pretty much all the way to the beginning of life. There are some spots where the record is hazy, but the general idea is pretty solid. From early primates we go back to other Tertiary mammals, from there to Mesozoic mammals (which lived alongside dinosaurs, pterosaurs and so on), from there to reptiles during the Permian, then to amphibians during the Carboniferous, then to fish during the Devonian and Silurian, back to primitive chordates, to worm-like invertebrates, to early radial life forms, to primitive multicellular life forms something like sponges, to single-celled eukaryotes, to more primitive single-celled life forms, and eventually to pre-cellular life forms (unfortunately we haven't found any recognizable fossils of these last, due to their tiny size and the vast amount of time between now and then, however it appears that they first arose roughly 3.5 billion years ago, or possibly up to a few hundred million years longer). Note that for the most part, each of these stages I just mentioned takes considerably longer than the one after it in chronological order (before it in the order I listed them). So for example, our entire evolutionary history as primates is only a fraction of the length of our ancestors' evolutionary history as sponge-like organisms.
2016-04-02 02:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkeys that are still around are the ones that are going to hell. All us humans are elect by god and the present day monkeys are the ones that threw crap at Adam and god is punishing them.
Silly monkeys.
Pass the Whiskey
2007-12-30 16:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by anti_religon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right
But I still love the monkey one
2007-12-30 09:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Corvus 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I really wish it wasn't 4 in the afternoon...I have a fresh bottle of Raspberry Vodka SCREAMING my name.
Cheers!
2007-12-30 09:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by Blame Amy 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nineteen drinks and me clean for 8+ yrs.
Cranberry juice, ok?
2007-12-30 09:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
If we didn't come from monkeys then why doesn't the planet just have monkeys and no humans?
2007-12-30 09:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
*drink*, next round is on me!
Edit:
For those that don't imbibe in spirits, feel free to help yourselves to the non-alcoholic beverage of choice.
2007-12-30 09:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋