A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
The man sighs and says, "It's started . . "
Star it if u like it
2007-12-30 09:42:35 · 9 answers · asked by Denz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
real life ! ;o))
2007-12-30 22:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-30 18:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-12-30 18:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Šhα¥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I get it! This was kinda funny and I thought that when the husband was saying "before it starts" I thought he was talkin bout the TV show. LOL!
2007-12-30 17:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, good one.
2007-12-31 06:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Alfred l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ja ja ja thats a great one! here have a star!
2007-12-30 18:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Melba D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! FUNNY! STAR FOR YOU!
2007-12-30 21:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-12-30 17:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
both sexes can relate to this one....ha...ha..
2007-12-30 17:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Booger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋