It's me, Vishal
2007-12-30 08:59:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's on vacation in Alpha Centauri. Leave a message. He'll get back to you.
If you need immediate help, call Zeus. He's always available.
2007-12-30 10:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Vishal. I would ask how you are doing, but since I am God, I already know.
2007-12-30 17:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by tandkalexander 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I can't answer this due to the fact that I am not God, just the Image of God. Perhaps one day, when I become wise, I might bandy about some wisdom for you. In the meantime, here's some nifty fmv's
2007-12-30 17:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know I'm not God, but I don't think you're looking in the wrong place. You could look anywhere for God, he's there. Even here on Yahoo Answers, though the answer may not be the one you expect, or the one you wanted. God rarely answers our prayers in ways that we understand.
2007-12-30 17:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by raisingmorals89 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
rebel see sign with clock on window. be back in 5
2007-12-30 17:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wrong number.
@test pilot: Copy cat.
2007-12-30 17:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you have the wrong number, this is Domino's pizza
2007-12-30 17:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret was my favorite book as a kid. Funny. :O)
2007-12-30 17:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
he's out of heaven right now....plz leave a msg after the beep :D
2007-12-30 17:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by SkyKing 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am the master of the obvious:
God doesn't use Yahoo! Answers because he has all the answers already.
2007-12-30 17:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by Iriath Zhul 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋