An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The
clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian.
"How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the
others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within
a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the
clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no sh*t off an
Indian."
2007-12-30 08:26:48 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha!!
thats why its .50 a roll!!
starred!!
2007-12-30 11:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-30 08:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey now that was ssoo very funny,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-30 09:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10/10
2007-12-30 08:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i cant believe yall have never heard of this. thats why rough tp is called john wayne tp lol
2007-12-30 10:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-12-30 08:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by sallysue 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remind me to laugh next time, don't make fun of indians.
2007-12-30 10:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-12-30 08:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL
very funny!
2007-12-30 12:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
This is excellent!!! xD
Thanks for the laugh!!! xD
Have a star! *
2007-12-30 08:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋