Christian:If Zeus came to you face to face....?

Question

And said you can make 3 statements to Him

And you can ask 3 questions


What would they be?And Why?

tamil:

Okay, you try to resist and Zeus just laughs heartily and points out that he's really there and in no way fleeing.

What do you say to him and what do you ask him?

death from above:

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Answer 1

Remarks to Zeus:

1. "You ought to treat Hera with more respect."
2. "It's a pity, but you are more remembered for your sexual exploits than for anything else."
3. "I would love to see the looks on people's face if you suddenly rebuilt all of your temples."

I have always thought Zeus treated Hera like crap, and most of what I remember him doing in the Greek myths was philandering. Also, I think it's sad that all of those beautiful temples are now in ruins. I'd love to see them restored to their original condition.

Questions to Zeus:

1. "Care for some pastizio, tiropitas, baklava, and Mavrodaphne?"
2. "Why didn't you save Socrates? He was a neat guy."
3. "Why are all the stories about you and your fellow gods tragedies?"

I know the Greek pantheon eats ambrosia, but I think that's just another word for baklava. I also think it's a shame Socrates died before his time. Lastly, though I enjoyed the Greek myths, I found them terribly depressing, except for the story of Psyche.

Answer 2

JP - I don't believe the link answers the 'Screaming Eagles' question.

Whatever the question/answer, I would spit in his face. Do you find yourself spitting at people often? Hopefully you take a breath mint before spitting - lol

Was Yshua bar-Ysef Hamosiach? He was spit upon, to be sure. I believe He was and is, and will always be.

On Zeus -
1 - "Mr. Zeus - isn't the proper spelling 'Z-O-O-S?'"
2 - "Are you related to a Doctor, by chance?"
3 - "Were you raised by a goat or a nymph"

Happy New Year.

Answer 3

All I would say is "Hey man you make way more sense the the current god, at least you admitted you liked having sex unlike you know who had to go and have a virgin and sent an angel to do it pretty much no less, Thats like sending in a pitch hitter."

Answer 4

I would say "In the name of Jesus I command you to leave and never return, spawn of darkness!" because the being would be either Satan or one of the other fallen angels.

I only needed one statement, sorry.

>>>why people insist on bashing Christians but give free pass to other faiths ?
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Because political correctness has declared most every other group off limits.

Answer 5

i'd offer him a beer ,and we'd talk about olympic athletes and events,thats about all we would have in common.

Answer 6

why people insist on bashing Christians but give free pass to other faiths ?
why people are not mature enough to accept the concept freedom of belief or disbelief?
why are people bothered by beliefs or disbelief of others if it hurts no one ?

Answer 7

VILE CREATURE! BEND YOUR KNEE TO JESUS! Or I shall smite thee with this, my original patented Ben Franklin lightning rod!

edit- what's wrong with people who give thumbs down to a funny???

Answer 8

You must be bored to tears.

Get A Grip

Answer 9

It is written... Submit to God, resist false gods & they will flee. The most important is to submit to God. Claim Gods Word, Pray to God, Listen & know God Is. Don't pay attention to the devil.

Answer 10

hay hey! hey!


spare some change ?