I feel that my current social status is too high. How can I lower my status a few notches?
Do I need to change my favorite brand of beer or wine?
2007-12-30 07:33:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
At least place one or two old appliances into your front yard. These can be hauled off from some appliance stores at very reasonable rates. Decorate your front hedge with several blue plastic Walmart bags (you may have to ask a dear friend to get you some), and always drink cheap beer from a can. Strew a few around your front porch for ambience, and carefully place a cigarette butt into a small puddle of beer to get that extra special effect. If you are desperate, perhaps you could have dear friend knock out a front tooth. Good luck, and don't give up on your dreams!
2007-12-30 07:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Catey 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Start drinking Night Train, Or Mad Dog 20/20, And chase it with Steel Reserve, Some of us need to be in the Lap of Luxury....
2007-12-30 07:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grow a MULLET, wear faded torn jeans and flannel shirts/wife beater with pit stain....drink lots of beer so you get a beer belly....and the ultimate is moving into a trailer park.
2007-12-30 07:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by janaenae143 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
smoke the cheapest cigs, drink the cheapest beer, get yourself an early 80's muscle car that's trashed, wear trucker style hats, go bare foot everywhere, make sure your hair is oily, apply for welfare checks, grow out a mullet style hair do, always leave the hood of your 80's muscle car open with oily rags hanging off the fenders, place empty milk crates in front of your trailer, tear the curtains of your trailer's windows.
any other inputs?
2007-12-30 07:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The mullet is a good start. After that start liking Budweiser or Natural Light. Proclaim that real men don't drink beer for a glass and enjoy your hog swill brew... Start watching NASCAR.
2007-12-30 09:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mayor Adam West 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Start drinking Miller Lite.
2007-12-30 09:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Eightball 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a bottle of Manachivitz and invite all the neighbors over for a toast to the new baby that you and your sister just had.
2007-12-30 07:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
This is easy. Stop cutting your hair and shaving. You motioned something about booze, drink cheap crap, it will make your guts hurt and you will feel like crap. This will give a ****-eatin grin. Finally forget everything you know about grammar.
2007-12-30 07:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
do no longer bang your cousin, or your sibling, or all of us who's come everywhere close on your genealogy. keep away from Springer and relationships with people who've been on Springer. pass to the dentist usually, and safeguard your teeth between visits.
2016-10-09 21:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by banegas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw away your tupperware, and replace with empty coolwhip containers. For food storage.
2007-12-30 07:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by jacsrbetter1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋