what do you do to keep the door to door christians away?
i myself either answer the door wearing my Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast" concert t-shirt, or i answer the door in the nude.
what do you do?
2007-12-30 07:03:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Invite them in and ask them questions that make them extremely uncomfortable.
This requires more time in the beginning, but solves the problem long term.
Have them sit down, then make odd, suggestive comments about their clothes and how pretty their facial structure is.
It only takes one very uncomfortable meeting like this to get your house put on the Do Not Visit list.
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"Hi, Come on in Brother John and Brother Luke..."
"Why, no I haven't heard the good news, stay a while and tell me about it. Either of you guys want a beer?" "Oh, Ok"
"That sounds great...Hey has anyone ever told you, that you have the most gorgeous eyes?" "No? Well they should, they are stunning..."
"I didn't know there was another book to compliment the bible, hey, can you stand up again really quick, I want to see the cut on those black polyester pants, yes thats it, mmmmmm great fit, a bit tight in the buns though, but it compliments your physique."
"Hey can you guys come back later this evening? I would love to talk more about this religion thing, I will cook a delicious dinner for us all, do you like Oysters? Some people think they are good for increasing libido? Lets find out...."
"Where are you guys going? Come on, I want you to stay!!!"
2007-12-30 07:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Answer the door and seem very interested for a few moments, then suddenly say "I'd really like to discuss the impending end of the world and how I can take Jesus as my savior, but I just need to go check something in the oven so it doesn't burn while we are talking... I'll be right back" Then slowly close the door.
Go check your oven or whatever and don't go back to the door, they will leave.
2007-12-30 15:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Catoon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just tell them I am not interested and close the door. If I'm not in the mood to answer, I just let my three dogs bark until they take a hint and go.
2007-12-30 16:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a neighbor greet the JW's with a shot gun... was quiet for a long time
Personally I usually don't answer the door.
2007-12-30 15:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually like to invite them in and show them my extensive library of occult books. Then I like to sit them down and tear down their points one by one.
At one time I had Wiccan altar set up in the living room. This really freaked them out.
Hitting back with logic is the best weapon for the evangelists.
2007-12-30 15:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by thelemite33 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I invite them in and chat to them, They're fascinating. Try it - some of them are nice people, and they can be beaten down with science. The Jehovahs Witnesses are the best, because evolution is a speciality of mine
2007-12-30 15:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by florayg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should greet them with an erect winkie. This should sort things out very quickly! If they tend to stay around that may create another problem, of course.
2007-12-30 15:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by krowtap 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have large breed dogs and their bark sounds pretty bad (they are big babies really.. show the thief to the silver type) and they won't even come to my door.
2007-12-30 15:12:16 · answer #8 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't answer the door. I always look first, these days.
2007-12-30 15:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Mace works quite well for me, as well as the aluminum softball bat I keep next to my door that has the word "REASON" painted on the sweet spot.
2007-12-30 15:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by Deke 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋