Fidgety goes to buy a parrot, and the shopkeeper says, "We've got one for £100, one for £200 and one for £15."
"Why is that one so cheap?" says Fidgety.
"Well, it used to live in a brothel, so it's a bit foulmouthed." Fidgety says she doesn't mind, so she pays her £15 and takes the parrot home.
As soon as she takes the cover off the cage, the parrot says, "F*** me, a new brothel!" Then he looks at Fidgety and says, "F*** me, a new Madam."
"I am not a Madam, and this is not a brothel," says Fidgety, but she thinks it's quite funny.
Later on, her two teenage daughters come in. "F*** me," says the parrot, "New prostitutes!"
"We are not prostitutes," says the daughters, but they think it's quite funny too. "Wait till Dad comes in and hears this parrot, he'll go spare."
So they put the parrot in the hall.....the door opens and Dad comes in. Dad look at the parrot, and the parrot looks at him, then the parrot says....."F*** me, Bob, haven't seen you for weeks."
2007-12-30 05:34:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pass me the parrotcetamol. I think I have a headache and earache coming on!
2007-12-31 02:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl awesome hun
thx for the laugh, keep em coming
star
2007-12-30 13:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol, keep them coming! This joke was better than your other.
2007-12-31 14:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL....
Fidgety ... I have been so busy watching the premier league ...
And school ... BUT I MISSED UR FUNNY JOKES ... LOL
2007-12-30 13:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I am saving your jokes in a special file! That was special!
2007-12-30 14:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahah the dad's in big trouble now. :D Nice.
2007-12-30 13:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Zephyr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHA! For Shame!! LOL.
Kudos! ...10*...
Great Joke! LOL.
2007-12-30 14:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good haha
2007-12-30 13:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by aaron 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 15:48:53 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! That's a keeper!
2007-12-30 13:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋