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A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?"
She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.
He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"

2007-12-30 00:13:25 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Hey pd,

Rambling Rose may be what she said.
But to him, he really praised her beauty. I say, she is not worth for him. Getting the dictionary for a word. It is more than childish

2008-01-04 16:22:51 · answer #1 · answered by krishna 2 · 0 0

HAHAHA!!! Knowledge is a Powerful Thing.....especially in the Hands of a Woman! LOL. LOL.

Great Joke, My Friend! Kudos ...10*...

2007-12-30 00:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

LOL...I hope Ramblin Rose sees this one.

2007-12-30 00:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by crankydad_9999 3 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thts typical for all women, u say something innocent & they burn themselves trying to twist it against u
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
good joke

2008-01-02 00:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 0 0

lol interesting and funny.
i shall remember that

2007-12-30 03:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha

2007-12-30 02:35:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pretty good....
that proves men are stupid or women are smarter. ;)

2007-12-30 01:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by yblues 2 · 0 0

lol.....a funny one :))

2007-12-30 02:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Zabrina 2 · 0 0

LOL

2007-12-30 00:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by wahoo 7 · 0 0

stupid!!!! is she blonde????

2007-12-30 01:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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