A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
2007-12-29 22:56:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao...you crack me up mate...just what the doctor ordered, at this time...haha..star time hun...
2007-12-29 23:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny always makes me smile or LOL
2016-04-02 01:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody at some point in life has known a "Little Johnny!"
2007-12-30 02:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-29 23:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That Johnny!
2007-12-30 06:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is a very naughty boy!!!
funny!!
2007-12-30 00:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are 30 kids in my class. It would take all morning to take the register like that.
2007-12-29 23:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wise little Johnny. What larks?
2007-12-31 12:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So sweet of Johnny to offer help!!
LOL!!!
2007-12-31 12:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! have a star, Little Johnny! ^_^
2007-12-29 23:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋