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No, he'll be coming soon.

2007-12-29 19:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 1 4

I think it was St. Barthomeau who wrote after reaching the Ninth sphere of conciousness, asked God how the universe works, and God answered that even He didn't know.

2007-12-29 20:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep, he got lost in the solar system and took a wrong turn at the asteriod belt and ended up at Jupitar.

Or he remembered and doesnt give a crap.
Thus, global warming

2007-12-29 20:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by David M 3 · 1 0

god don't forget anything
he do any thing wisely
he sent prophet to us to teach
he give us all what we really need
he let us to live the life to be tested with different situations
after death we will know who was good or bad
and every body will take any un payed rights
i hope we will be in his mercy in heaven
with God not -with all respect- the Christ (he is holy prophet but not god with all respect to all prophets)

2007-12-29 20:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Osama H 2 · 0 0

Yes, when He remembers, he'll be sending the Vogons to destroy Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. How are your hitchhiking skills? Remember, don't panic!

2007-12-29 20:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by Raoul Duke 2 · 1 0

Yea, for the time being, whilst he got all busy creating bridge to other planets for us, meanwhile we got there first.

2007-12-29 20:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal 4 · 0 0

Jesus will come back to remind us that GOD created us in this planet

2007-12-29 20:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by tourism researcher 3 · 0 1

the all forgetful god ...haha that a good one no I don't believe in ancient superstitions whether up dated or not.

2007-12-29 20:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2 0

I guess he's creating a plan on how to destroy us... I'm sorry God please forgive me it's just a small humor

2007-12-29 20:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by Daryl M 3 · 0 0

that actually is pretty funny. I'd say yes!

2007-12-29 19:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Etcetera 2 · 5 0

lol of course not if he would there would be no jews at all!

2007-12-30 02:36:31 · answer #11 · answered by WhatDoYaCare 2 · 0 0

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