Shouldn't you invest in one of my new fire and brimstone proof suits that I've invented? Only 59.99. If you order now I'll throw in a smite- blocking shield for free. I haven't decided on a name for it yet, I was going to go with either smite-b-gone or vengeance deflector. You know, just in case. It protects against any punishment meted out by Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, The FSM, and more! Order today!
2007-12-29 16:31:09 · 40 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*claps hands and giggles*
Delightful!
2007-12-29 16:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
You need to add in some "evidence" that has been taken out of context to indicate that some sort of god might exist to your sales pitch. This will lend it a even greater air (or should I say "err") of credibility.
I do like the sound on vengeance deflector!
2007-12-29 16:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naw I figure if I was wrong then I can just ask for forgiveness seeing as every psycho killer gets to be born again, I am pretty confortable that Im good for that also and I just gained 60 bux
2007-12-29 16:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by CelticFairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! But first, even better, invest in one of my Flibberdegibbet Force Fields, protects against all vengeance from all deities, AND mutes believers trying to sell you religion! Only $66.66, order NOW!
2007-12-29 16:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'll buy three. Or if you prefer, an in-kind trade. I'm working on a design for a geothermic-powered air conditioner. I'll harness hell's lava/brimstone energy and use it to power an industrial-strength compressor. You in?
2007-12-29 16:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
If Atheism is wrong then there will be Hell to pay literally. And Yahweh is real Allah and Zeus are cartoon characters.
2007-12-29 16:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by John D. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maek lotz 4 kittehs kthxbai
2007-12-29 17:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, you so got that from the richard dawkins interview!!! And to quote him, 'What if YOU'RE wrong about Zeus and Thor and the gods of the aztecs and the mayas? What if you're wrong about there not being a corn goddess?'
2007-12-29 16:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It will protect me from all Gods? Now there's a version of Pascal's Wager I can buy into.
2007-12-29 16:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if we are not though? we just saved $59.99! LOL
Besides, we come with inbuilt patented Bull-Sh*t-Meters (BSM) which protects us from copping all this flak in the first place!
2007-12-29 16:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm planning on waiting for the rapture and stealing one left behind by a True Christian(tm).
2007-12-29 17:46:42 · answer #11 · answered by bad tim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋