A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent". We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
He wouldn't show himself so I could get a shot off, so I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.
"So I yelled back that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!" He retaliated by yelling, "Well so does Hillary Clinton". And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck ran us over.
2007-12-29 15:46:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my answer it's that very funny as in very funny and nice to read cool too..
2007-12-30 16:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee that is kinda funny
2007-12-29 16:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that is funny
2007-12-29 15:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by You're Driving Me Crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-29 16:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by jane j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-29 16:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋