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Sorry, but being as everyone's watching the game, I thought I might as well ask...

2007-12-29 15:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

He would play for the Cowboys, because they're my favorite team. He would be a Quarterback, so he can throw Hail Marys... get it?

2007-12-29 15:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think Jesus had more important things on his mind than football. Besides, he was an observant Jew who wouldn't have been allowed to touch a football because of the dietary laws----no pork. :D

2007-12-29 23:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie 3 · 0 0

Jesus has better things to do than to waste time playing football.

The end is near! this the bussiest time and don't ask those absurd questions

2007-12-29 23:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kady 4 · 0 0

He'd play for the Dolphins because they need dome divine intervention.

2007-12-29 23:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ode to the Damned® ÆA NR 6 · 1 0

the lions at quarterback, we havent had a good one since bobby lane 50 years ago, its time, jesus save us!

2007-12-29 23:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the browns, wouldn't jesus go for the under dog?

2007-12-29 23:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by amanda c 6 · 1 0

duh, the saints, and he would be the center, because the only way to the quarterback is thru the center.

edit: cernunos would play tight end for the rams, because he has horns and 'tight end' just sounds so sexy.

2007-12-29 23:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by bad tim 7 · 2 0

dallas cowboys

2007-12-29 23:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Renee 5 · 1 1

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