An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite me on my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
He answered, "To get my teeth!"
2007-12-29 15:01:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny DC* Oh for the Golden Days!!
2007-12-29 15:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what the grandpa is going to do when the grandma asks the last, most sensitive question!
2007-12-29 19:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even old people laughed at that one.
2007-12-29 23:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Cotton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really hilarious!! He has to get his teeth. Got to copy that one!!
2007-12-29 15:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
old people!
2007-12-29 16:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
;o) star for you *
2007-12-29 15:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny..i really needed a laugh, thanks
2007-12-29 15:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved that, thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-29 19:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lol. ok. it wasnt that funny. but it made me smile =)
2007-12-29 15:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by =) life goes on... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-29 15:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋