i think its really hairist but does it ruin the humour? tell me what you think:
'a brunette, a redhead and a blonde were about to be executed by gunfire all at the same time. the brunette was up first. the chief officer shouted "ready, armed -"
"hurricane!" screamed the redhead. as they all turned their heads, the brunette escaped. next was the redhead. the chief officer shouted "ready, armed -"
"tsunami!" screamed the redhead. as they all turned their heads the redhead escaped. now it was the blonde's turn, but she had caught on to what the other girls had done. the chief officer shouted "ready, armed -"
"fire!" screamed the blonde.
2007-12-29 14:04:20 · 63 answers · asked by pj_jc_jh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah, sorry guys, it is 'ready, AIM, fire' i read a whole bunch of blonde jokes in this horrible book - this was the least offensive!
2007-12-29 14:25:26 · update #1
Sure, stereotyping groups of people based on his or her race, nationality, or looks is totally wrong, but I think it's the tasteless comedy that's good in moderation. It's so cruel that you just have to chuckle. :) Just as long as someone isn't always saying "blonde jokes" or whatever the case may be, I don't see any problem with it.
2007-12-29 14:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by ΘHabeas CorpusΘ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, it depends. If your gonna tell this joke to a blonde, change the last part to a brunette or something. If your gonna tell it to a brunette, change the ending to some other thing like redhead. You know what I mean? If your gonna tell it to a whole bunch of people, you might wanna change the characters into maybe animals or anything else except for people. But I'll tell you that joke is HILARIOUS!
2007-12-29 14:10:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ready ... aim... fire!
It is generally sexist and yes, just another dumb blond joke.
It is an amateurish attempt at humor, so it might go over with the people that will laugh at anything.
Keep trying... or don't.
2007-12-29 14:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by ladyquesteur 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol a dumb blonde joke! Heres another!!
3 girls where running from the cops, a brunette, red head and blonde, they ran into this old barn and hid in sacks, the cops came in and kicked the first sack, which the brunette was in, she said "woof woof" the cops said, "oh its just a dog". Then they kicked the red heads sack and she said "meow meow", the cops than said, "oh its just a cat" then they kicked the blondes sack and she said "potatoes potatoes"
LOL!!
2007-12-29 14:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, it's not politically correct as it assumes that blondes are stupid. It's funny, though. Try making it a political joke: Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush, for instance. Hahaha.
2007-12-29 14:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by Wiser1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people are just offended easier that others. I am a blond, a natural one at that, and I am not offended in the least.
2007-12-30 12:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy asks the a clerk for condoms for his 11 year old daughter, the clerk asks, is your 11 year old daughter sexually active already? the man says, nope she just lays there like her mom. This one is a little offensive I believe.
2007-12-29 14:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by sgtc89oif 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think it's cute I don't really believe blondes take those jokes seriously anyway.
2007-12-29 14:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Shard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha, I love blond jokes. I don't think that's terribly offensive... then again, I love non-PC jokes.
2007-12-30 04:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Leafy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Its not offensive, everyone gets a kick out of a good blonde joke. My blonde sister agrees.
2007-12-29 14:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Candice 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋