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Sure, as I guess the herd came from the country of Steeria?
Or I could disguise it with a slice of cheese.

2007-12-29 14:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Brother Jonathan 7 · 0 0

They would persecute and kill steers for 2000 years leading to an eventual "steer holocaust" then apologies and say steers are the chosen animals of God and "whoever blesses steers God blesses them"

2007-12-29 14:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If Jesus was shot dead instead of being cruxified, Christians would wear guns around their necks instead of crosses.

Christians are not bound by kosher laws, so I imagine they'd eat anything, regardless of how Jesus was put to death.

2007-12-29 14:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

If kittens were trampled to death by bobcats would you still eat Chinese food??? Silly question, but so is yours.....

2007-12-29 14:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 1 2

Yep, it isn't the steers fault. They were just being steer.

2007-12-29 14:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

It's a silly question. Jesus died on the cross to pay the penalty for YOUR sins. So, if (er - since) Jesus died on the cross for your sins, will you continue to sin?

2007-12-29 14:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 1 2

Catholics: would you still eat bits of Jesus every Sunday, or would you have burgers instead?

2007-12-29 14:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

While I have to admit I find this statement amusing, I don't think it's write to antagonize christians. Try and find something thought-provoking that isn't so overtly antagonistic.

2007-12-29 14:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

As a Christian, one Bible verse comes to mind...

This do in remembrance of me.

2007-12-29 14:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by Searcher 7 · 1 1

If he had slipped on a cowpie and bashed his head on a rock would they wear cowpies around their necks instead of crosses?

2007-12-29 14:06:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

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