2007-12-29 12:18:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Linz!)))
2007-12-29 12:26:31 · update #1
Hahaha! Not at all (((Dude)))
If you leave us, you'd better be careful, hon!
2007-12-29 12:27:41 · update #2
Nice question, but what about the FSM?
2007-12-29 12:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry. There are many names for him, but there is only one flying spaghetti monster.
Reptile, I'm supposed to go out to some bar and watch an "ultimate fighting match". That sounds boring, but there are these two funny people who are part of that group. Would it be rude to call ahead and ask if the funny people will be there before I show up?
2007-12-29 12:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
God is all, work that out. He may punish you before he returns or if you are still here when he returns then he will punish you then. It depends what you have done
2007-12-29 14:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by MariaAntonietta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, they're the same. Of course I've often argued with myself over a big decision and that would be a big decision. Ask your cat what he thinks. ((((Zilla)))) If you haven't read my previous answer, this may not make sense.
2007-12-29 13:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you die without committing to a god, then you become the object of a divine game of hot potatoe.
the 'e' is for the fundies, in honor of dubya.
2007-12-29 13:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by bad tim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends at the time of death what your religion will be.if you Muslim at that time then GOD never interfere in your case,because your decision will be at the end of the world or at the time of (qaimat) well choice is your,s.thanks.
2007-12-29 12:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Keep up the humor!
2007-12-29 14:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by Noor M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allah means God in Arabic, so no.
2007-12-29 12:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by Roman Soldier 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No. Chuck Norris will step and and they'll both let him have you.
2007-12-29 12:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am sure Zeus will join in. Oh heck, throw in Vishnu too. :)
2007-12-29 12:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋