You know it's really hard to get angry at blatant childishness. If you believe not in the Lord, then speak no words about Him. I am saddened by this attempt at humor at the expense of my Lord and Savior.
2007-12-29 11:42:05
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answer #1
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answered by Semp-listic! 7
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Thinking so doesn't make it so, and it will still have the same intoxicating effect on you no matter what you think it is. The Bible has lots to say about the evils of alcoholic wine when taken in excess, but nowhere does it say that it becomes the blood of Christ.
2007-12-29 19:41:16
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answer #2
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answered by transplanted_fireweed 5
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No it is not. The reason is medical because you will likely have a case of bad alcohol poisoning. Drink in moderation. 1-2 glasses tops and it also helps if you eat a meal just before drinking to slow down the absorption process.
2007-12-29 19:42:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Sure. Try to eat plenty of wafers with it...in fact, why not try to eat a whole Jesus in one sitting?
Be careful not to throw up afterwards though - he might not turn back into wine and wafers and it wouldn't be a very dignified Second Coming for him.
2007-12-29 19:42:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Did you know that not all Christians are against drinking. I am against fall down, barf on the rug, beat your wife and kids drunks..but go ahead and have your wine.
2007-12-29 19:40:26
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answered by PROBLEM 7
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I don't think that was his intention.
Ephesians 5:18
And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
2007-12-29 19:40:06
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answered by Anonymous
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As long as it's red wine and you also think that you're a vampire.
2007-12-29 19:40:14
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answered by ghostwolf 4
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I just drank two bottles while playing my Nintendo DS. And I feel fine. I might need another one.
So, unless you're a complete wuss, no, you won't die from drinking a bottle of wine.
2007-12-29 19:39:22
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answered by Anonymous
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As long as it's red wine.
2007-12-29 19:38:25
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answered by Anonymous
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You're just looking for an excuse to drink. Stop trying to get other people to help you justify it.
2007-12-29 19:47:16
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answered by Bo Gus 2
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