Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
2007-12-29 10:58:18 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Skully♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha I loved it hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear I almost spit coke out my nose!
2007-12-29 13:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-29 19:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to see the look on Grandmas face when he said that...lol pretty good =)
2007-12-29 19:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious! shot the cat, u get a star cuz thats the best thing ive heard all day
2007-12-29 19:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by The Stereotype 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not very good. the bb's would not be able to come out in urine or through ejaculation, the poo is somewhat believable but food usually takes longer then one night to pass through you.
2007-12-29 19:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by marlasinger5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-12-29 19:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Lolen B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! funny!
2007-12-29 19:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.good job.lol.
2007-12-29 19:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by nitababyy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i like it
2007-12-29 19:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by Kendle T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋