The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
2007-12-29 10:47:06 · 11 answers · asked by Being Happy is a Fairy Tale 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice... ;)
Star for you *
And have a happy New Year! :)
2007-12-29 10:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard it before, but its still funny. and polldiva, its british, so there is a reason for bloody.
2007-12-29 11:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
leave the word "bloody" out. It has no sense or meaning with the rest of it. The rest is nice.
2007-12-29 11:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by polldiva 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha funny stuff.
2007-12-29 10:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Yes, That was very good! Now tell us more!
2007-12-29 10:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-29 11:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by i love jr. forever and ever babe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-12-29 16:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hella funny.keep coming.
2007-12-29 11:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by nitababyy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! *star* for you!
2007-12-29 10:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-29 16:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋