Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
2007-12-29 10:04:34 · 29 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent hun
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2007-12-29 10:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi there Mark j, This is your mirror here - what makes you think that you don't already? You certainly look like one to me, but then what do I know - the only eyes I can use are the ones that look at me! Take care beautiful douche bag o' mine!
2016-04-02 00:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the wall means get out find out bye bye
2014-05-26 23:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Louie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!! That is an excellent poem! I give it a 10/10.
2007-12-29 11:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by Triple A 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally Brilliant! and true, I blame all my faults on the mirrors too!
2007-12-29 15:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kimberly-ann H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very nice poem. I liked it so much that i copied it. But you didn't mention whether you wrote it?
2007-12-29 12:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha great thought !
I had an argument with mine and won.
just finishing the 7 years bad luck !
2007-12-29 10:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mirror Mirror on the wall please don't make me read it all....the rhyme was gray and double chinned smart and smug and very grim......
2007-12-29 12:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i got a mirror like that, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-29 20:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spider, spider on the wall,
Haven't you got any sense at all?
Can't you see that wall is plastered?
Get down from there...you silly....
Spider.
2007-12-29 11:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife bought that mirror, according to her it still tells lies!
2007-12-30 00:14:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋