2007-12-29 09:27:47 · 36 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I don't believe in Jesus, I am just curious.
2007-12-29 09:30:41 · update #1
no one knows only jesus knows
2007-12-29 09:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by â?£[YKCIR]â?£ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has more of an illegal immigrant status in my body. He only does the hard manual work nobody else will do. And he brings his family of Christians with him and they end up sucking the life-blood out of the legitimate citizens of my body. My doctors are trying to build a cell wall between that "certain part of the male body" and my brain in order to keep my heart pumping. If and when he does come, he better have a Visa or a Green Card.
2007-12-29 09:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will come back, but there is charlatan Jesus will come before him(take care).I wonder if Jesus is inside you, that depend on true believes in Jesus.
2007-12-29 09:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by abeneissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am thankful that every moment of each day that I am being changed to be more like Him. I feel He is coming soon and look forward to meeting Him in the air!
2007-12-29 09:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bet. Its real. He will be coming soon and it should be a very exciting time for all christians. Just think that all those people in bible times thought he would be back in their time. Its been a long wait but I bet it will be absolutly unbelievable when it happens.
2007-12-29 09:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by jibber_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do feel Jesus working in me. But this does not give any of His believers an "in" on the timing of His Second Coming.
2007-12-31 06:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by Daver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coming soon to join us here in yahoo answers? No
2007-12-29 09:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by luna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At first I did, but I think it's just the leftover pumpkin pie I had this morning.
2007-12-29 09:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not in a sexual way if that's what you meant. More in a WWJD next kinda way, then I try to ignore it by taking a nap or eating some stove top stuffing. Great question, thanks!
2007-12-29 09:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would give that question a few years dude, he won't be coming for awhile things are not "THAT" bad here (on Earth.)
2007-12-29 09:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋