Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.
2007-12-29 08:55:46 · 17 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So true!!
Loved the bit about the Credit Card, now that does sound familiar!!
10/10 and a star for you!! *
2007-12-30 04:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-29 09:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he's got a virus in the hard drive, better run a clean sweep on him and put him in quarantine
2007-12-29 09:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by wuz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 02:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not smart enough to figure out what the husband was saying.
2007-12-29 09:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kristin 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao i liked tat lol
2007-12-29 08:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by irishcaroline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
hubbie : can we have sex now?
wife :error 404....mood not found,can not display
2007-12-29 09:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg, hope we never get like that, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxx
2007-12-29 20:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! brilliant
2007-12-29 09:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2007-12-29 09:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋