An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs.
As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him speaking in a soft voice..
"We are almost done, Albert ... Try not to cry, Albert ... Life will get better, Albert."
As he approached the checkout stand, he gently brushed the toddler's tears from his eyes and said again, "Try not to cry, Albert ... We'll be home soon, Albert ..."
As he was paying the cashier, the toddler continued to cry and a young woman in line behind him said, "Sir, I think it's wonderful how sweet you're being to your little Albert."
The old gentleman blinked his eyes a couple of times before saying, "My grandson's name is John. I'm Albert."
2007-12-29 08:44:35 · 22 answers · asked by ~AstralRomance~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know you don't need an answer. But that is a cute joke.
2007-12-29 08:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by eye_candy75460 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor old man. I would have beat the kid senseless. Ha Ha.
No, not really. Don't want to go to jail for doing something his own kids should have done a long time ago. It drives me crazy that parents don't discipline their kids anymore, that is part of what is messed up with the world these days.....
Don't know what kind of answer you were looking for, it is a funny story though....
2007-12-29 08:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by Math Wiz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-12-29 08:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmm
2007-12-29 08:47:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh my goodness, that's hilarious.
Here are a few:
How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
She tried to read the waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
She rearranged the furniture.
Why did the lepers have to stop their poker game?
They threw their hands on the table.
Why did the lepers have to stop their hockey game?
There was a face-off on the ice.
What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeee!!!"
2007-12-29 08:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Zeorus 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeh, i heard this a couple times before
Kinda funny
Whats the question though
2007-12-29 08:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a question, but a joke; it should be reported since it is similar to just chatting with us...
2007-12-29 08:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Amit Van-Dijk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL excellent
2007-12-29 09:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What stress can do to you... xD
Good joke, have a star. *
And a happy New Year!!! :)
2007-12-29 08:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question......but still very cute joke.LOL
2007-12-29 08:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by stephanie m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋