A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
2007-12-29 08:19:16 · 23 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know, i was that man
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2007-12-29 11:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 friends go into a doctors surgery with a problem down below, each itching.....the first man goes into see the doctor, the doctor takes one look and sees that it's lipstick on his dic* he says take this cream and it'll be fine...the friend comes out and says just ask for the cream you'll be fine....the man goes in drops his pants and says...can i have the cream that my pal got....the doctor says i'm not quite sure how lipstick removers going to cure your gangrene son but hey we'll give it a go.........
2007-12-29 19:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-29 16:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-12-29 16:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Macca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it..!
I would love my teacher to do that in my school with the amount of girls in the toilets putting on make up !!
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2007-12-29 16:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol very clever
2007-12-29 16:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO and URGH!!! ........ know wounder the mirrors smelt funny back when i was in Highschool ...Gross!!! xxxx
2007-12-29 16:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Varisha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww poor girls
2007-12-29 16:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, pmsl there hun
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2007-12-29 17:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha its nice once more nice joke from you
2007-12-29 16:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever! lol.
2007-12-29 21:33:19 · answer #11 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋